14 Ways to Please Your Husband

14 Ways to Please Your Husband | Photo by Phil H

  1. Say to him, “Tell me everything in your mind that involves tech (cars/hunting/football, etc).”
  2. Or, “Honey, your stomach turns me on.”
  3. Talk to him about his car/computer/video game/magazine.
  4. Make him something to eat.
  5. Bring him a beer/coke/milk
  6. Insist he play with the kids. Disregard whatever he says, keep insisting.  He’ll thank you later.
  7. Let him sleep in.
  8. Help him to be a better man.  If you’re unsure what would make him a better man, ask himHe’s probably already thinking about it.
  9. Support him in the things he loves.  Support him when he has to do the things he hates.  Just support him.
  10. Encourage him not to quit. That’s another one he’ll thank you for later.
  11. Respect him. A man needs an ego.
  12. Submit to him.  This isn’t an easy one.  He won’t be a leader as long as you’re filling the position.  Whatever you do, don’t usurp his role and lead your family into Communism. That’s bad.
  13. Love him, even when he’s acting unlovable.
  14. Remind him to be kind.

[Photo by [Phil H]]

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